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Okay so I may or may not have a boyfriend?????? What the fuck do I do with it???

Dane DeHaan on not seeing Harry Potter films

❝ Menstrual pads have been mentioned as early as the 10th century, in the Suda, where Hypatia, who lived in the 4th century AD, was said to have thrown one of her used menstrual rags at an admirer in an attempt to discourage him ❞
—   if you don’t think history is a truly inspiring subject you’re wrong (via fashiondisastercecil)   —

guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

❝ Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour. ❞
—   (via bl-ossomed)   —
❝ im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions ❞
—   me fucking lying to myself (via niteskies)   —

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

floozys:

there are millions of people with mental illness, millions. there are people you know, people you regularly talk with, people that you’d never guess that have mental illness.1 in 4 people have mental illness. people with mental illness are not more likely to be violent, in fact they’re more likely to be victims of violence. mentally ill people are not your scapegoat from talking about the reality and consequences of racism, transphobia, misogyny and ableism

Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?

Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least you're honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it.
.... : Exactly.

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

jaclcfrost:

u may have killed my favorite character but u will never kill my spirit. or my love for them. or my ability to talk about them for an irritatingly long amount of time

perfsicle:

I feel like when the fault in our stars movie comes out I’m gonna be sitting in a theatre full of tumblr users that finally left their house

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people